S'not Fair!!!
How much snot can a human have in their head? I wish I invented Puffs!!!
I found a paraody song that I thought was amusing.
(To the tune Hot in Here)
Snot in
Some snot in here
Some snot in
I was like, good gracious use a tissue
God Bless you, nobody would kiss you
Lookin for the right time to exhale your nose (ya know)
Lookin for the right time to let loose them blows
If so I'm leavin, please it's not even
Sanitary for us people
Sneeze now, stop keepin it plugged for no reason
Snort, Snort, big sneeze, all over Steven
Wanna get keen then wipe it on your sleve, no teasin
If you don't give it up you're nose'll be sore
But you keep on sneezin more
Your nose is bustin loose and no one'll touch you
Plug it in, your face'll look like moose,
So why not just spray the juice?
I said
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose
[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose
[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out
Why you got a hankie if you ain't pickin bogies
What'cha mean, you gotta go sneeze
I see you rearin, leanin, then sneeze full throttle
I lean down, you do a hundred, dude get a bottle
If you have territory you sneeze and mark it
Light a match and try to spark it
Gee, thank ye for the hankie, now I'll go walkin
You sneeze so much baby you can't be talkin
Nose is so stuffed ya can't inhale a joint
Tried to clean it out with a Q-tip point
When it comes to pictures you just can't pose
Cuz baby you always pickin your nose
Get ready to blow I say "Oh geez"
Don't have a tissue so ya wipe it on your clothes
I beg ya just try and make it stop oh please
but "girl I think you got to sneeze
I said
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose
[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose
[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out
Mix a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
Give a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
And a sprinkle of that H-CHOO!
I hate it when ya of AH-CHOO!
Girl, here comes an AH-CHOO!
Snot's pacin, air's wastin
From now on ya gotta sneeze in a basin
Yer nose is wrinkled as a raison
So Maybe you should pick it
Uh-huh, Uh-huh pass the tissues
When ya sneeze it really don't amuse
Come back when that immune system blooms
Until then just stay in the restrooms
I said
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose
[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose
[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out
I said
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose
[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose
[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out
Mix a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
Give a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
And a sprinkle of that H-CHOO!
I hate it when ya of AH-CHOO!
Girl, here comes an AH-CHOO!
posted by Lilly @ 7:33 AM
13 Comments:
LOL that is awesome, I have had sinus problems my whole life. I need to pay someone to walk around me playing that song on a boom box non-stop. Thanks for posting on my Blog btw!
LMAO!! Are you bored Lil? LOL!
That's a great song though you tard!
haahahah
I hope you feel better, "Yo snottin rapper"
good lyrics.
Poor Steven
p.s. God Bless you
Here is a miracle recipe that the doctors dont want you to know about:
1 tsp koshier salt
1 tsp baking soda
16 oz container
Warm Water
Bulb Syringe
Mix it up well and fill up the syringe. Get over the bathroom sink and all your clothes. Insert the syringe into one nostril and squeeze the solution until it runs out. You will have a mess, but it is relief! Trust me on this. My face felt like I had been hit across it with a board until I did this, and the snot has somewhat subsided.
I got 3 different kinds of meds, but am still waiting on the SIZZIRP!! They came out with some new stuff, and nobody has it YET. Geeze, thanks Doc. Got a frantic call in to the doctor now.. call in something else HURRY!!
Pank, naw, I'm not bored. I'm just crazy!
OH HELL NO!! NOT THE SIZZIRP!!!
You have been warned..
THE SIZZIRP!, yo.
LMAO!!! I can picture it, and its not pretty :Þ It reminded me of a song I heard once a long long time ago that has stuck with me:
Well, ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
When it's cotton picking time in texas,
Boys, it's booger picking time for ben.
He'd raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waitin' nostril,
Here he comes with a green one once again.
All right, pick it, eric!
Ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
i likes it... i think i found my next karoake song
Cool Larry!
Would you mind giving me a dedication before you begin singing? ;)
I look forward to seeing the video!
and all I can come up with is Nose Picker Booger Eatter
LMAO Gonk!!
hahaha Larry ... I'm gonna Karaoke the Chicken Song
S'not funny, it's snot.
Hope you feel better.
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