05120501: I'm Guilty

Saturday, September 09, 2006

But, I'll be out of here SOON!

Granny said...: Your in for LIFE girlie...You may not know it but the Warden's been talkin behind your back...; 10:12 AM
Lilly said...: Him and the rest of the facility.
They love my pretzel skills, I have a bond hearing on Monday. My bond will be reduced and I have contacted a different bondsman this time. Since it wasn't a violent crime, and I have no priors, I'm sure I will be out Monday morning..My lawyer is 100 years old and he makes things happen. I've got my team lined up.. I'll be out...; 10:15 AM
Aye said...: I'm almost scared to ask what sort of pretzel related monkey crime this was.; 10:30 AM
Tammy said...: Wow! everyone is in the slammer!! its a pretzel Conspiracy!!

Thanks for stopping by too! and come by again!; 2:19 PM
WhoIs Asking? said...: According to Martha, you can actually make pretzels out of every day items found in the pokey. It was on her "Martha Behind Bars" special she did a couple of Thanksgivings ago. I found the 'How to Make a Jailhouse Grill Cheese Sammich' part to be the most informative. Who knew radiators could serve a dual purpose!?!; 11:20 PM
Lilly said...: According to Martha.. LMAO..; 12:06 PM
Lilly said...: LMAO, yes.; 8:12 PM
me said...: I've been in jail too long, that monkey is turning me on!

hehe; 8:24 PM
Lilly said...: hahaha eyeball...

come here.....; 11:57 PM