Thursday, September 21, 2006

Ya Hear Me?

Check This Out! My computer savvy has left the building. Copy and paste. Get back to me with your reactions. Thanks!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM

S'not Fair!!!


How much snot can a human have in their head? I wish I invented Puffs!!!

I found a paraody song that I thought was amusing.
(To the tune Hot in Here)

Snot in
Some snot in here
Some snot in

I was like, good gracious use a tissue
God Bless you, nobody would kiss you
Lookin for the right time to exhale your nose (ya know)
Lookin for the right time to let loose them blows
If so I'm leavin, please it's not even
Sanitary for us people
Sneeze now, stop keepin it plugged for no reason
Snort, Snort, big sneeze, all over Steven
Wanna get keen then wipe it on your sleve, no teasin
If you don't give it up you're nose'll be sore
But you keep on sneezin more
Your nose is bustin loose and no one'll touch you
Plug it in, your face'll look like moose,
So why not just spray the juice?

I said
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose

[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out

You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose

[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out


Why you got a hankie if you ain't pickin bogies
What'cha mean, you gotta go sneeze
I see you rearin, leanin, then sneeze full throttle
I lean down, you do a hundred, dude get a bottle
If you have territory you sneeze and mark it
Light a match and try to spark it
Gee, thank ye for the hankie, now I'll go walkin
You sneeze so much baby you can't be talkin
Nose is so stuffed ya can't inhale a joint
Tried to clean it out with a Q-tip point
When it comes to pictures you just can't pose
Cuz baby you always pickin your nose
Get ready to blow I say "Oh geez"
Don't have a tissue so ya wipe it on your clothes
I beg ya just try and make it stop oh please
but "girl I think you got to sneeze

I said
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose

[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out

You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose

[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out

Mix a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
Give a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
And a sprinkle of that H-CHOO!
I hate it when ya of AH-CHOO!
Girl, here comes an AH-CHOO!

Snot's pacin, air's wastin
From now on ya gotta sneeze in a basin
Yer nose is wrinkled as a raison
So Maybe you should pick it
Uh-huh, Uh-huh pass the tissues
When ya sneeze it really don't amuse
Come back when that immune system blooms
Until then just stay in the restrooms

I said
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose

[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out

You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose

[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out
I said
You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose

[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out

You got some snot in here (some snot)
So go and blow your nose

[voice 2]
I got so much snot, I wanna blow my nose out


Mix a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
Give a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
With a little bit of AH-CHOO!
And a sprinkle of that H-CHOO!
I hate it when ya of AH-CHOO!
Girl, here comes an AH-CHOO!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Fun Weekend

I visited Mayberry NC. I saw Otis. I saw lots of cool stuff there. This is only a small sampling.
I am moving to Mayberry someday.














Thursday, September 14, 2006

The Funnay


I am a cat lover, but I thought this was funny!! haha..
I think you have to click on this in order to read it.

Jeepin'



My sister FINALLY got herself a new vehicle. Nice new jeep. I am so happy for her! She used to have a late 80 model Chevy Blazer that she kept pouring money into seemingly every week. She finally broke down and got herself what she deserved! I wish I had a pic of that damn Blazer.. Gee..
She looks so happy!!! I'm happy for her!!

Sterlings Flower


Before my little guy left to move to S.C. he planted some morning glory seeds I had in a cup. He left crying because he couldn't take them with him. I told him not to worry, I would plant them. This was the first bloom.

Hanging Out In Graveyards

Yup, that is what I have been reduced to. Hanging out in graveyards. I plan on going back again. This one is especially pretty and its VERY old. Although I walk alone around in them at dusk, I do not feel alone.. it's very strange.. or maybe I am...






Random Shit










Ok I will now try to entertain you with some pics that I have taken over the past few weeks..
The marlboro man.. haha.. we all wanted to know how many packs he had to save for that bike! Turns out, according to HIM, there are only like 5 bikes like that in the US.. Duh, I can guess why. Biggest redneck I have seen in a long time, but he was entertaining. GOD I LOVED HIS SHIRT!! Oh and don't forget the jim and seirra mist!!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Eyeball


Do you see me looking at this pretzel?
Its for you.

10 Years &

R.I.P. Tupac Amaru Shakur
Born June 16, 1971; Died Sept. 13, 1996

Still, his murder remains unsolved.

RIP Pac. RIP.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Dear Warden


Ha! I'm OUT! Ridin' around in my limo!!!

Zig zaggin' down the freeway, hoping Mad Max will take my pic!

I will be sending a nice pretzel to your office very soon.

Love,

Lilly

Saturday, September 09, 2006

I'm Guilty


But, I'll be out of here SOON!

Thursday, September 07, 2006

South Park's Newest Character


Meet Lilly.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Sorry Folks


I want to apologize for my outburst in my other post. It probably made many of you uncomfortable and that was not my intention I'm sure you know. Usually I am a very private person, but I guess drugs are bad MMM'kay? (I wish I could blame that on drugs) haha.

Please accept my apology and from here on out.....

The plan of action is to get stabilized and get back to being my usual nonsensical self. :)