Lillian White's New World

Quick update!

I slept great in my new place, both nights.. *griN*

No stomp monsters!!!

Moving is slow but sure and the pace should step up tonight, as I have enlisted more troops including my other son.

Today I go to my new job and get sent to take a piss test! I don't believe I have ever looked so forward to pissing in a cup before! The new job should be VERY cool.

I am very happy and I believe my new life is just what I've been waiting for all this time!

I will be without a computer until at least the 6th. More new life adventures at that time!

EXCLUSIVE!!!

Ok, I told you I was going to try to get pics of the elusive stomp monster and I DID!(CLICK ON THE IMAGES FOR BEST RESULTS)
Taken from inside my house as I looked out the window at the goings on.
This is her and a neighborhood dog that came to visit one of her hounds who was in heat. She was trying to get the dog to go home so she put her bitch ass self, and her bitch in her car and the dog of course followed.

I would love to get a full frontal shot of this thing called a woman. You cannot imagine how horribly ugly she is from these pics, but you can get an idea. I am almost conviced she is part man, part woman. More man than woman. If I were that ugly, I would be seeing about some plastic surgery, and doing it YESTERDAY! She aint getting any younger.

I am moving out of here this weekend and into next week. I couldn't be happier.

Red Dawn! Orly?

Bitches & Hos

I came across this in my travels.
What a great thing to come across.
You don't come across these everyday.


"Bitches is a cobra with deadly venom"

"Hoes get diseased and fleas, for these enemies money over bitches"

"M.O.B. on 'em nigga
Keep your motherfuckin mind on your money, fuck these hoes"


M. O. B. = Money Over Bitches F.Y.I. Ummm'kay?

Etc.

Gettin' High

OLDER PICS OF SAME BUILDING before it was remodeled in 1990. The first photo is how it orignally looked when it was built.

I got to go up ontop of what used to be the tallest building in my city when I was a kid. The clock ontop of the building (you can't see it very well from that shot) is an icon of my city. When I was a kid, we used to be able to see this building on a clear day from the top of the steps at my elementary school. It has changed alot over the years, it even has a new name. I'm still trying to figure out what mountain that is off in the distance. I never knew it was there. Of course this building is no longer the tallest, but it was cool going up and having a look around. Only VIP's of my city get to go where I went, and see what i saw. I guess I'm a VIP afterall. Just call me Mayor.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANNY!!

I would sing, but that wouldn't be a happy birthday.. hahahaha..

Here's to ya Granny! Hope you have many more!!!
xo

The STOMP MONSTER COMMETH

Well, while I was out having a good time last weekend, the Stomp Monster moved in next door. I wish I was able to get a pic of the REAL stomp monster, but shes's pretty elusive. Only coming in and out after dark. I guess if I were a stomp monster I'd hide during the day too.

After 4.5 peaceful years here, I am now dealing with a 300 lb stomp monster and her 2 or 3 not sure how many dogs. Dogs that have actually been agressive towards me and my visitors. They bark like hell at everything, and she does nothing to try to quiet them down. One looks like an aketia chow mix, I hear one is a weiner dog, but i've not seen that one. Word is there is a 3rd dog somewhere.. prolly another akita chow mix...

The stomp monster washes approximately 8 loads of clothes a day and into the night. I would like to know how many fucking clothes a stomp monster owns. If anyone knows, please enlighten me. Just another noise the stomp monster makes.

It sure is scary living next to the stomp monster. Especially this close to halloween. She has managed to bring the witch out in me, and if she doesn't watch it, I'll put something on her that ajax cant take of.. and her little dogs too. Its not easy living next to the stomp monster. God, grant me the strength to battle this monster.

More as it develops. I will try to get a pic of IT.

WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE?

My Sister... that's who!!!

This was how I spent my Saturday! Had a GREAT time!

The Bride & Groom


Mother & Daughter


Cousins

Rode Around In This

Limo Bitches

Oct 6, 1982

On this date in history, at 3:27 pm, I was giving birth to my 2nd son. It wasn't your everyday garden variety birth. Oh no! This one came into the world UPSIDE DOWN! Yes upside down. His stupid ass father put him IN upside down! Grrrr..

I had no drugs whatsoever for this one. Ladies and Gentleman, I AM THE WOMAN. YOU HURR ME? Footling breech they called it.. the room suddenly filled up with LOTS of people that I did not know... no time to scream WTF are all you guys doing in here looking at me... on with the show...

Everything went as best it could I suppose. Considering I was pushing an 8lb 3 oz kid who was 19 inches long, with a 14.5 inch head out backwards!!! I couldn't walk right for a long long time!!!

I fell in love again that day!

PS The kid is STILL UPSIDE DOWN! ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!

The Lake

Most of the afternoon and evening I sat out on the dock. Sometimes interacting with kids, sometimes I was alone. I was enjoying whatever came my way.

Planes For Eyeball